The ultimate Niagara Falls showdown …

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The ultimate Niagara Falls showdown …
… in which we pit hanging corpses against pitch-black hallways
Reb Stevenson, Citizen Special
Published: Saturday, August 30, 2008
Hope you bought a clean pair of underwear! Mwah-ha-ha!”
Welcome to Canada’s permanent circus, a.k.a. Niagara Falls, Ont., where the buildings bark at you in menacing tones. (A character outside The House of Frankenstein actually does accost you about your underwear.)
Niagara Falls, where hotdogs are part of a complete breakfast. And where waxy incarnations of Brangelina are on a humanitarian mission to bring more cheesy tourist snapshots into the world. (more…)

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